Of course it wouldn’t be Straight Guy Reviews of Bad Romance Novels without the Novels themselves! Below, a catalogue of all the books I have been subjected to, and their overall rating.

The Very Virile Viking
by Sandra Hill

Magnus Ericsson is a Norse farmer in the year 999 who has too many children and not enough time to deal with them all. Suddenly, he and his whole brood are flung into the future, where he meets a modern-day winemaker and her workaholic tendencies. Wackiness ensues.

Status: Completed
Started: December 2010
Finished: January 2011
Rating: Four Cows

Pleasure 2035
by Cameo Brown

Mayflower only wanted to protect her friend. Instead, she got caught up in a revolution against the corrupt nobility. Robots, vampires, and a whirlwind romance.

Status: Completed
Started: March 2011
Finished: April 2011
Rating: One missing nipple.

Pregnesia
by Carla Cassidy

Lucas Washington was on a routine reposession job when he found a woman in the car. She has no memory of who she is or how she got there, or why she’s pregnant.

Status: In progress
Started: June 2011
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